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morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

(via karcuddles)

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

(via omedetoushinji)

So you know how people’s belly buttons either stick out or are like sunken in? I knew someone in elementary school that could push their belly button in and out and honestly I’m still amazed by that…

*2
There was some dude downtown dressed like Abraham Lincoln (also my friend Hannah)

There was some dude downtown dressed like Abraham Lincoln (also my friend Hannah)

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the-jaeger-institute:

At least I know I make a satisfactory Heros of Olympus cosplayer

the-jaeger-institute:

At least I know I make a satisfactory Heros of Olympus cosplayer

(via midnightpandora)

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail, via bathsoaps)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via bathsoaps)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via waltergirlboob)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via houseofstuck)

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

(via lirlys)